叔父你好 之 我係執返黎

So this one day my brother introduced me to these pepole. Apparently they are some old friends of my father's. My good old brother did his part by introducing the crowd that I am the younger one in the family.

low-B 叔父said:

你跟相片裡的樣子不一樣喔

Then he points at the old family photo on the wall, which was taken x years ago.

Another idiotic 叔父followed and said:

你跟你哥也長得不像喔

then the crowd laughs

OMFG Earth to Mr.dumb f***!! if I don't look like my brother, maybe because I am not his son. Use your f***ing head for crying out loud.

At one point I got so fed up, I decided to cool the flame down by putting on a smile then said:

係呀...其實...佢地話我係執返黎

they all stopped laughing, then they all have this blank in their faces. I happily left the place with an excuse of a small bladder. I went to the restroom, washed my hands, then took off.

Dear dad, I don't like your friends all that much.