【嚇人新詩系列】

赴波斯，遇其流感兮高燒。

連綿夜咳，練其腹肌，非我所慾也。

一係咳，一係噴，得之側生，fuck得側死。

嗚呼，咳咳，費意維德。咳咳咳。fuck。

so sick

via facebook on JUNE 27th

during jewelry exhibition, we often stock bottles of water, nestle coffee and some Chinese tea for clients to drink as refreshments. its not much, but given we are selling jewelry in a booth and not a cafe; it surely beats drinking your own saliva if you ask me. So last week, at the June fair, this fucker came in to our booth, and when asked if he wants coffee, tea or water. He said he wants, and i quote, "ENGLISH BREAKFAST TEA WITH LOW FAT MILK" well fuck me right, i was this close to ask him if he wants Canadian bacon with over easy eggs with his fucken fancy tea.

thats why we kill pigs for food

小畫家 (fat princess)

人靠衣裝

有乳便是娘