木曜日, 1月 31, 2008

一文不值。珠光寶氣。



可知道

如果DeBeers

把手上的鑽石全數流入市面

鑽石的價值

大概會與turquoise同價

點解

物以稀為貴囉

水曜日, 1月 30, 2008

一文不值。玉石俱焚。



Mikimoto

把收成多餘的珍珠

抛進怒海

點解

物以稀為貴囉

火曜日, 1月 29, 2008

464646!



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501773741179 111012179

111012179! 111012179! 111012179!

月曜日, 1月 28, 2008

頂爛市



有條能樣放大假

但係都返工

重要早過我


日曜日, 1月 27, 2008

-R-嗮頭



YOU.PS班友仔正一賊黎架!

總公司統計指出

YOU.PS速遞公司失物頻率

高於其他速遞公司達三倍多

YOU.PS長期客戶之一的張小姐

得知此統計後作出矛盾回應


土曜日, 1月 26, 2008

霎時衝動 顏聯武


爲何我記得這名字

搞到我好似好老貢

金曜日, 1月 25, 2008

護膚品



禍啲排膚

真嘿好似基蛋貢滑架

木曜日, 1月 24, 2008

Jaw-dropping announcement



her finger got fat

she was then taken to the emergency room

to cut the fucking ring off

水曜日, 1月 23, 2008

笑一笑



這世界

很多東西很可笑

更可笑是

我們笑不出

火曜日, 1月 22, 2008

怪獸公園記憶路 (又係)


wake me up,


when September ends.

月曜日, 1月 21, 2008

扶唔上柄


爛泥爛泥爛泥爛泥爛泥
爛泥爛泥爛泥爛泥爛泥
爛泥爛泥爛泥爛泥爛泥
爛泥爛泥我係爛泥爛泥
爛泥爛泥爛泥爛泥爛泥
爛泥爛泥爛泥爛泥爛泥
爛泥爛泥爛泥爛泥爛泥

日曜日, 1月 20, 2008

好景不長


早上九時許

酒醒

梳洗後

給自己弄個稱心滿意的早餐

推開大門

深呼吸一口溫暖窩心的空氣

難得一片蔚藍色的天空

掛著一道長長的飛機雲

然後我踩到狗糞

土曜日, 1月 19, 2008

...!



我非常渴睡。

金曜日, 1月 18, 2008

msn





不想跟你聊

不想跟你聊

不想跟你聊

不想跟你聊

請讓我呼吸

木曜日, 1月 17, 2008

怪獸公園記憶路


能自給自足

才有資格

胡思亂想

(?)

水曜日, 1月 16, 2008

城市很像電腦版



外表冷靜

但手心的汗

已出賣了自己

火曜日, 1月 15, 2008

.

WHAT~!!1!?

月曜日, 1月 14, 2008

a n g e r

in a recent conversation, a topic regarding a certain person(s) came up, and i blurted out wat was on my mind.
the response i received in turn was a question:


"after so long, y r u still so angry?"


i'm sorry for all my animosity towards this person, not becoz i dun think this person doesn't deserve it, i'm just sorry i'm such a unforgiving person.



how can u act civilized to a person who has broken ur heart completely,
and filled u with depreication of ur ownself?
how do u forgive a person who has shattered ur soul into pieces and left u there alone to pick it up piece by piece, then try to reassemble it, only to find some pieces has disintegrated into a minute powder, leaving u never to be whole again?


no


i can never forgive


for i am forever broken

日曜日, 1月 13, 2008

. p a s t .

a minute ago, i was cleaning up my msn space page.

i wanted to delete the stupid pics and blog posts there dat seemed to me like they were from a million years ago.

i deleted all the albums, but when i got to the blog part, i found myself hesitating.

i guess i didn't want to delete the posts, no matter how dated they seemed becoz they were a part of me. they were a part of my soul dat i had poured out to others.

reading my old feelings made me feel saddened.

and dat made me notice how i missed the sadness.

i have just realized,
being sad made me happy.

土曜日, 1月 12, 2008

友...(?)

*photo by blasy


某小姐

我竟然曾經

把你當作朋友看待

怪我低能弱智罷了

金曜日, 1月 11, 2008

好名!!! (二)

*photo by blasy


我要開粥店!!

我要開粥店!!

我要叫間野做:

「心滿意粥」

木曜日, 1月 10, 2008

目中無人

*photo by tannermoehle


你的(歐洲)車

很了不起

但可惜

那並不代表



也很了不起

水曜日, 1月 09, 2008

有早知

*photo by *solar ikon*


金價

特破了一千美元的那天

啊一

你有否

感嘆無奈兼傷心

火曜日, 1月 08, 2008

好激動

*photo by Nemo's great uncle


他說

如果他是錯了

他願意把佢條野

切碎磨粉餵雞

再把雞切碎磨粉餵龜

再把龜切碎磨粉褒湯派街坊

月曜日, 1月 07, 2008

得寸

*photo by bitterlysweet


我想

你是搞錯了

不作聲不回話的人

並不代表好欺負

日曜日, 1月 06, 2008

白城堡

*photo by midnight_commander


I can go on and on about

how I miss that WhiteCastle cheese burger*

but there won't be enough

hours in a day or days in a month

to describe my undying love towards it










*now replace WhiteCastle with Nathan's Famous

土曜日, 1月 05, 2008

細菌

*photo by billikidbrand


埋黎睇埋黎揀呀

好靚好抵既細菌

全部armarm返貨

伊波拉黑死病應有盡有

唔買都黎睇下喇喂

金曜日, 1月 04, 2008

鑽石皮

*photo by view-askew

莫講話鑽戒,鑽石皮我都冇呀!

這話真匪夷所思

因爲「鑽石」冇皮

而「鑽石皮」

是一種生長在豬隻上的皮膚病

木曜日, 1月 03, 2008

財多身子弱

*photo by view-askew


家姐話佢成日病

我話佢有太多維他命M

水曜日, 1月 02, 2008

何小姐爛gag時間

*photo by happy_michael


何:「喂,你要唔要飲麥精呀?」

我:「哦!? 你有咩!? 好吖!!」

何:「(向遠處大嗌) AMIGO~~~AMIGO~~!!!」

我:「..........唔要果啲麥精!!!!1!! >"<」

火曜日, 1月 01, 2008

大雄移動




我又有新header了

今次要特別鳴謝大雄先生親筆繪畫

感激萬分

下次見面

本人
親自送上嬲熱吻乙個

以表謝意 <3