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變了我的鄉下話
變了我的鄉下話
木曜日, 10月 30, 2008
火曜日, 10月 28, 2008
月曜日, 10月 27, 2008
日曜日, 10月 26, 2008
quote
“I look at these people and can't quite believe that they exist. Are they professional actors? I wonder. Or are they simply laymen who want a lot of attention? To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I interest you in the chicken?" she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it? To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked."
- Author David Sedaris, on undecided voters
土曜日, 10月 25, 2008
frustration.
To "J":
how could one be so selfish?
all u care about is money?
don't u want to live in a better place?
i kno u r entitled to ur own opinion, but it makes me sick dat ur vote is solely based on money.
just because u own a business, does not mean the GOP will benefit u.
have u even read about their policies? do u even kno wat this election is about?
u r not a muti-millionaire nor a billionaire, so seriously, u should really kno for ur own good dat the GOP will do pretty much nothing for u.
ok, presidential vote aside, u dun even care about the props.
WAT? u dunno wat they're about, so u r "probably" gonna vote to GOP way?
u dun even wanna read the 1 page clarification for it?
how could u care nothing about wats gonna change things around u?
ur response to of "why?" to my plead on NO on Prop 8 sickens me.
WHY? because it takes ppl's rights away! who r we to take away others' rights?
really? u dun really care for "those ppl"?
u being a minority urself and still be discriminatory towards others?
and wat makes it worse is dat u actually have a kid.
don't u want ur child to live in a just and fair place?
fine, let's say u dun care about ur kid or the surroudings he will live in in the future, fine, wat about ur own rights?
the GOP is Pro-life. isn't dat enuf to put u off their party, being a woman urself?
argh, please do me and urself a favor, just move the f*ck to Texas.
火曜日, 10月 21, 2008
日曜日, 10月 19, 2008
土曜日, 10月 18, 2008
木曜日, 10月 16, 2008
火曜日, 10月 14, 2008
月曜日, 10月 13, 2008
tag, you're it!
踢我的(又)是高利貸放債人
規矩
大概是寫六件關於自己的無聊瑣事
請觀賞：
壹：
中文用國語拼音打出來的
我不會用其他輸入法
因我不會寫中文(好尷尬)
貳：
我不愛喝或吃甜食也討厭汽水
叁：
林嘉欣的笑容
令嬲記
臉紅腳軟噴血精神錯亂思覺失調
肆：
小時候問過媽記
午間新聞幾時會有大結局
伍：
really miss
enjoying a good burger
at this moment
陸：
一啲都唔怕凍
但係好鬼怕熱
不好意思不踢人啦 ;)
木曜日, 10月 09, 2008
水曜日, 10月 08, 2008
火曜日, 10月 07, 2008
(香)港髮
*photo by themexican
02.15pm...歡迎光臨, 請等等
02.16pm...(呆坐)
02.30pm...麻煩先生過嚟洗洗頭
02.40pm...想點剪呀先生
02.41pm...(剪...剪...剪...)
02.45pm...好, 麻煩先生過去洗洗頭
*注02.45pm: 那刻我就像梁潮偉看李連杰耍劍
02.16pm...(呆坐)
02.30pm...麻煩先生過嚟洗洗頭
02.40pm...想點剪呀先生
02.41pm...(剪...剪...剪...)
02.45pm...好, 麻煩先生過去洗洗頭
*注02.45pm: 那刻我就像梁潮偉看李連杰耍劍
金曜日, 10月 03, 2008
ブログ踢之Three meme
tagged by 高利貸放債人
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. 嬲記 網名也
2. 啊澤 真名也
3. 啊達 典故請看這裡
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. yummyapology
2. ()))__Crayola__))>
3. i-eat-lil-children
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. 虎背
2. 熊腰
3. 臭腳一對
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. 曾懷疑我對奶勁過鄭秀文
2. 沒有六尺高
3. 番風落雨腳舊患會酸痛
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. 不吃菜脯的潮州人
2. 討厭香港人的尖嘴人
3. city of angels...
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. 化了妝的男人穿上女人内衣然後高歌熱舞
2. 本人私人銀行戶口月結單
3. 唔好意思, 先生你張卡過唔到數w0r...
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. eh...狂食
2. um...怒訓
3. er...喪do
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING NOW:
1. 絲襪，
2. 濃妝，
3. 講笑。
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. 椎名林擒
2. 東京事変
3. 方大同
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (RIGHT NOW):
1. 傻孩子 - 閻韋伶
2. そばにいるね - 青山テルマ
3. 黑仔香冮中招記 - 糯米團
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. 我話事
2. 佢又有得話事
3. 唔関其他人事
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. 36D，唔係巴士綫。
2. 41寸長腿加就黎走光短裙仔。
3. 會笑的一雙眼。(講堅架)
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. 閲讀古典文集
2. 細聼古典音樂
3. 孤身吹海風
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. 劈下酒
2. 唱下歌
3. 咪再諗咁多
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. 雪糕試食員
2. 二世祖
3. secret shopper
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. 睡房和
2. 廚房因
3. 足不出門也可以很快樂
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. 多聼一次媽記唱走音版的小花貓
2. 碌爆數張信用卡
3. 與豬頭去看北極光
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL/GUY:
1. 討厭愛情片
2. 潮州佬都係死要面
3. 打機過日晨
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE NOT STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL/GUY:
1. I LOVE BLYTHE!!!!!!
2. 我愛森美 (害羞扭扭)
3. 衝入bath and body works
THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ:
1. Fox's SOLILOQUY
2. 家製貝琪
3. 豆腐花
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. 嬲記 網名也
2. 啊澤 真名也
3. 啊達 典故請看這裡
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. yummyapology
2. ()))__Crayola__))>
3. i-eat-lil-children
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. 虎背
2. 熊腰
3. 臭腳一對
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. 曾懷疑我對奶勁過鄭秀文
2. 沒有六尺高
3. 番風落雨腳舊患會酸痛
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. 不吃菜脯的潮州人
2. 討厭香港人的尖嘴人
3. city of angels...
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. 化了妝的男人穿上女人内衣然後高歌熱舞
2. 本人私人銀行戶口月結單
3. 唔好意思, 先生你張卡過唔到數w0r...
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. eh...狂食
2. um...怒訓
3. er...喪do
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING NOW:
1. 絲襪，
2. 濃妝，
3. 講笑。
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. 椎名林擒
2. 東京事変
3. 方大同
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (RIGHT NOW):
1. 傻孩子 - 閻韋伶
2. そばにいるね - 青山テルマ
3. 黑仔香冮中招記 - 糯米團
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. 我話事
2. 佢又有得話事
3. 唔関其他人事
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. 36D，唔係巴士綫。
2. 41寸長腿加就黎走光短裙仔。
3. 會笑的一雙眼。(講堅架)
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. 閲讀古典文集
2. 細聼古典音樂
3. 孤身吹海風
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. 劈下酒
2. 唱下歌
3. 咪再諗咁多
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. 雪糕試食員
2. 二世祖
3. secret shopper
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. 睡房和
2. 廚房因
3. 足不出門也可以很快樂
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. 多聼一次媽記唱走音版的小花貓
2. 碌爆數張信用卡
3. 與豬頭去看北極光
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL/GUY:
1. 討厭愛情片
2. 潮州佬都係死要面
3. 打機過日晨
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE NOT STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL/GUY:
1. I LOVE BLYTHE!!!!!!
2. 我愛森美 (害羞扭扭)
3. 衝入bath and body works
THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ:
1. Fox's SOLILOQUY
2. 家製貝琪
3. 豆腐花
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