via facebook on JUNE 27th

during jewelry exhibition, we often stock bottles of water, nestle coffee and some Chinese tea for clients to drink as refreshments. its not much, but given we are selling jewelry in a booth and not a cafe; it surely beats drinking your own saliva if you ask me. So last week, at the June fair, this fucker came in to our booth, and when asked if he wants coffee, tea or water. He said he wants, and i quote, "ENGLISH BREAKFAST TEA WITH LOW FAT MILK" well fuck me right, i was this close to ask him if he wants Canadian bacon with over easy eggs with his fucken fancy tea.